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So I woke this morning with a third leg protruding from my right knee. It even had a foot shaped in the necessary way so I could walk without tripping. Needless to say this new leg, including a foot, took some getting used to. The first thing I had to consider was choosing a shoe that would somehow look as if I had some sort of style. Is the foot right or left footed? Neither, it had five toes all the same length so I sheered them to size to fit a right shoe. Fuck it, I am right handed and the damn thing belongs to me. The way I saw it, if I was going to harbor this new appendage, I might as well be consistent in the fashion sense and make good and damn sure I had some coordination. God knows if you don't look like you belong you better find some other place to go; other than New York. I could go on and on here, but I am tired, and I have literally been on my feet all day. What color are my shoes? Black! 98.2 LLC.