life good

The twinkie represents all that is good in this nation. It is representative of a job well done. For even if you had a most horrible day and you feel as though a large reptilian creature just crapped in your fresh bowl of caramel custard cream pie with chocolate swirls and the place you got it from just closed and you haven't had anything that good since Mindy way back in high school when all it took to become excited was a visual of Bo Derek riding gallantly upon a horse, you still have your twinkie. All life is born from the twinkie
You see, within the twinkie lies a fluffy white center that surges with gentle sweetness that, when combined with natural saliva and the spongy yet always responsive, tasty and delicious yellow cake that surrounds that creamy white goodness, brings a joy like no other to the taste buds fulfilling a life-long dream of capturing the very essence of God. Yes it is through the twinkie that all life derives its force from. Never be compelled to think of anything else if you become frustrated, or dare I say happy with your day. Remember, it is the twinkie that gives true meaning to the mystery that is life.