Wednesday, June 24, 2009

hmm 3

Some fella told me one day that I needed to go out and have more fun; spend some time in the sun. I told the dude that what was best for me was to stay out of the sun. He asked me why. I told him how the sun steals the youth from our largest organ, our skin. Sun is fine in small amounts, just ask anyone from there abouts (ocean). But the sun is getting hotter and still people flock to tanning booths to make themselves feel HOTTER. I knew a girl in high school who was there when these horrid places first showed themselves. She went as much as her mom could afford, and her mom could afford as many sessions as her beloved daughter cared to have. Although it is true that tanning beds do not cook your insides, when I saw her just the other day, over 22 years later, she looked like beef jerky and had obviously been through some plastic surgery on her face that was rushed it seemed.
Age is nothing to be afraid of. It is part of the process of life. Unfortunately for us and the many kids who will be here long after we have gone; oh wait, the kids kids, the sun will be getting hotter and hotter. The sun is needed for life, but the sun, like the snake who wakes from a long slumber to a traveling man who thought he was in need of help bites the man but before the man dies asks the snake why, the snake replied because I am a snake; the sun steals away the sunshine from the exterior pieces while providing us all with the very life needed to wear such a ridiculous suit; so temporary and tender, always needing love, tenderness, and the caring and loving touch of another human being. So stay out of the fucking sun! LLc 98.2

lol

I once saw a lady, short and brown and kinda shady. She wore dark sunglasses and a scarf. She had a little dog that went arf! One day the lady and the dog went to the store. Yawning she said " This is quite a bore." The dog replied," yes indeed maam and began to scrath his balls with a sort of, " Maaaan, Ive been down THIS fucking road before!" LLc 98.2

Cuts, bans, and the like

Once again we hear the same old jargon through the kaleidescope of fear and family protection. This is political posturing and nothing more. Making new legislation and coming out with bans on this and bans on that weakens the entire legislative process and keeps things stuck in another time altogether. We do not have time to ban anything as our problems are much more severe.
This is not a story. The real story is cuts, bans, and the like coming from people who believe they have the right way for each individual person. Failure to follow these new rules, so to speak, will result in huge fines and possible jail time. Wow, if that is not socialism, then what is? Truth be told, if community rules were followed and everyone lived safely and lovingly, there would be no money in the kitty. There will always be rule makers and rule breakers; our socialist country relies on the utility that comes from crime. No crime, ban or not, no money. LLc 98.2