bumpers

I had an image in my head and it made no sense to me. I thought long and hard about it and have arrived at a conclusion. First, relationships burn out. If you think they don't then you are unconscious and tremendously satisfied with half assing yourself. The image was of my friend getting married and playing house. He was restricted, she was restricted, and they burned out sexually long ago. Once the sex goes, it is only a matter of time before bing bang boom you are unsexworthy.
Marriage is a waist of time unless it is like the one marriage I have seen that is still working today after years. Open marriages relieve the sexual tension and allow space between the two taxpayers who reep the financial benefits in every way possible. They both work hard and enjoy the nicer things in life. As adults, discreet affairs work wonders for keeping excitement alive in our individual lives.
A good hard bump every now and again cannot possibly be a bad thing. I know when I get bumped I wear protection just in case my bumpers are losing air and no longer are effective.
What is it about people and searching for self? Why do we lie so much inside? You would think as we get older we would not be such tight asses, but there are some people who have very tight asses. These are the people you never ever want to marry because they will always be on the look out for the BBD baby, the bigger better deal. This is why there is an on deck circle near the plate between the car and your apartment containing a new player in the game. Little does he know he occupies a temporary space in this game. That is of course unless he is a moron and is looking to secure a spot in one hell of a long drawn out game full of nonaction and nonanything for that matter.