Friday, March 27, 2009

nothing about me

My resume consists of nothing. That is not to say that I have done nothing in my life; I guess maybe there have been times when I did nothing; those were/are the best of times, but I am saying that everyone knows that a resume is but one step in the hiring recess. A resume needs to be flush with experience and knowledge while bringing a smile laced with good intentions to the encounter. A decent tie, preferably black, will always bring that somber puritan-like quality home to the viewer. Sharply pleated pants to hide the pooch are acceptable; khaki or black with some high gloss wingers kicking downstairs will show that I am desired (and jobless).
My resume is rather weak, but if I tried I believe I could learn how to put some icing on the cake. I could learn to use words and fill the gaps; to hide all my sorrow and pain; therein lies the experience of living. My resume reveals nothing about me. How could it possibly? LLc 98.2

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