Tuesday, November 25, 2008

shit all over

Remember, if it's fluffy, it's probably stinky. These are the words that came from the mouth of the mountain man who had been in the wilderness for quite some time. I thought about that statement for a while and drew some parallels to those of us stranded in this, our social hell-hole. I came to reason that the old man was right in more ways than one. It is true that if one's hair is made to look like a hive for bee's, and there is enough make-up on the face to pass for a beginner in clown college, then it would be safe to say that every word coming from that person's mouth will have a hidden value attached that is often unseen and rarely revealed. In the sense of stinkiness, it could be argued that that person is a stinky and fluffy person because the words roll from a mouth on a face that has hair and make-up and shit all over the place. LLC

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